Alright, so here’s how it went down: I noticed one of the front windows had bird… you know, evidence… on it. Decided it was time to clean it. One window. That was the plan.
Fast forward a few days and guess what? The entire outside of my house got cleaned — windows, roof, patio, driveway, the lot. Total domino effect. I blame Clearview Cheshire and their stupidly good before-and-after results.
It started innocent enough. I booked them for window cleaning Northwich. That alone was a win. Didn’t realise how grey everything looked until it was gone. They even cleaned the frames, which I didn’t expect but appreciated.
Then they mentioned they also do pressure washing Northwich. I was like, “Cool, do the path near the side gate, it’s looking a bit grim.” BIG mistake (in the best way). It looked so clean after, I had to get the patio done too.
So, yeah, patio cleaning Northwich happened next. That poor patio had been through it — mud, moss, whatever that black stuff was… gone. Clean now. Like, actually useable. Might even put the garden furniture back out. We’ll see.
Then came the driveway cleaning Northwich. Because again, once everything else looked decent, the drive stuck out like a sore thumb. It was patchy and stained and had weird green bits I was pretending weren’t there. They sorted it. Quick, clean, no drama.
At this point, I figured why not go all in? The roof looked like it was growing its own garden. Booked roof cleaning Northwich too. They handled it carefully (no blasting tiles off), scraped the moss, treated it, even cleared the gutters. Basically gave it a spa day.
So yeah. What started as one dirty window turned into a full-on exterior refresh. And honestly? No regrets. The house looks good. Like, “should we have guests over just to show it off?” kind of good.
Clearview were solid. Friendly team, didn’t judge the mess, just got stuck in. I didn’t lift a finger, unless you count sipping tea and watching them make the place shine.
So if you’re reading this and thinking your place “isn’t that bad” — you might be right. But once it’s cleaned? You’ll realise how bad it actually was. Trust me.
Anyway. The windows are clean now. All of them. Along with everything else I didn’t plan to deal with.